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Unexpected Windfall earns its place by drawing the player two cards and generating two treasure tokens (which tap and sacrifice themselves to generate one mana of any color each)

1 Isolated Chapel

A Sapphire player on turn one can easily play an item like Pawpsicle for 1, draw a card, then destroy the item and develop a 3/3 immediately

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I'd love to add Buster SwordBuster Sword to the list, but it's a bit out of my price range at the moment