, , Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle
We made it -13/-13 for style, as the number thirteen is a common theme in all the Innistrad sets
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For the triggered ability to trigger, a Dwarf you control has to actually change from untapped to tapped
Then, bring out Dodo-Doodle-Doo and dump a Prank-Kids Pandemonium (if you dont have it in hand) with Fansies